Go to church, have sex

I was baited into accepting this postcard from a solicitor at the Montgomery BART station exit. They were handing them out along with a granola bar. Man, I love granola bars. Anyway, from the front it looks like some kind of flyer for the Power Exchange or one of those sex conventions. Once you're done looking at those deliciously glossy lips, you turn it over and...WTF?



It's a flyer for a "casual, contemporary christian church." Wow, I thought, how...progressive. It promises live music, free food, and "gods [sic] best" for your life. Is this church or the company picnic? It didn't matter. By that point I had kind lost interest and eating my granola bar.