Don't be gay!

Mesh Magazine posted a Myspace bulletin about an anit-gay Christian site that has lists for gay and straight music. The site is Love God's Way, whose homepage features lots of earthtones and a bounty of people in mid-prayer, a Bible, and, um, a rock in a stream. Curiously, it opens with an Oscar Wilde quote, siting him as a "reformed homosexual". What's more perplexing are some of their choices of bands in each category. For the safe bands, the ones that won't turn you gay, they've included Cyndi Lauper, the gay icon, Dresden Dolls, who like to cross-dress, and Evanescence, who made me think, "They're gay!" And as for the fag music? They've included Ghostface Killah, DMX, Jay-Z, Teg Nugent, and Elton John...twice. The second time Elton John is mentioned, the words "really gay" follow his name for emphasis. Morrissey is also on that list with "?questionable?" next to his name.

This must be a joke. Some ironically cool site. Or is it? I'll let you decided. Right now I'm gonna go put on some Ghostface Killah and suck some cock.